Little Nell played darts one time

And died during her match.

But Nellie never threw a dart.

She thought it best to catch.

 

Little Nell gave blood one day

And fell all out of sorts.

That giving and so-caring Nell,

Donated fourteen quarts.

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Little Nell was nervous
So she bit her nails all day.

She died because she didn’t stop

And chewed her hands away.

Steven and his Deadly Cheeks

Steven had some chubby cheeks,
Right below his eyes.
Round and pink and pliable
And of tremendous size.

Steven went out for a walk
And drew his final breath.
A strong wind flapped those cheeks about
And beat poor Steve to death.

Bacon Fat

I ate a bowl of pork-y grease,
A fact that I ain't fakin'.
And now when I go exercise
My sweat smells just like bacon.

 

Little Nell ate road kill
And then ran out of luck.
Her diet didn’t do her in.
She got hit by a truck.

Little Nell made chicken pie
To try and catch a fella.
Her only flaw? She ate it raw
And died of Salmonella.